The Ah Lians and Ah Bengs of Singapore will always be the bane of our society's existence. Rightly so, as they are a bunch of obnoxious, uncouth, insolent, loud-mouthed (and insert whatever unpleasant words you can find in the dictionary) punks who hold no regard for their lives or anyone else. Unfortunately, I was classified as an Ah Lian in my young teenage years. Definitely not something to be very proud of.